Best of MXC

Nerdrection

Sorry princess, Mario is in another castle.

Which professions are the most datable?

According to a huge survey on lavalife. Women find that doctors are the most datable, then achitects and then lawyers. Surprisingly enough, men also find that doctors are the most datable, then it falls to models, flight attendants, dancers... In summary, women like men with money and men like pretty girls. Shocking.

The Infamous "Tubes"

Nobody ever sends me internets...

Opening up christmas presents early = arrests

Disobedient 12 year old boy opens up his christmas present before christmas, mom gets angry and calls police. Boy gets arrested and charged as a juvenile with petty larceny. Why? because he took it without permission, lol. This shit is fucked up.

Tourette's Guy!

If you laugh at this you're going to hell. If you don't laugh you have absolutely no sense of humour. Either way, this one is a must see.



My favourites are "Fuck Salt!", "I'd like to tit fuck her ass!" and "You can't do shit without your balls!"

Check out his website at TourettesGuy.com

Failed Ninja Auditions

I never get tired of seeing that guy do a backflip onto his head.

Best Condom Commercial Ever

Mom Spanked The Gay Out of Me

Worlds Smallest Man

Harry Potter Camp