Monday, January 08, 2007

Best Dives of The World Cup

People ask me sometimes why I hate soccer so much. It's because it's not a sport it's theatre. When sports shows do segments called "Top Ten Dives of The World Cup" you know your sport is pathetic. It's a pathetic display of atheleticism where people stand around doing nothing 70% of the time, and the rest of the time they pretend to fall over when someone else touches them.



If watching that left a horrible taste in your mouth like it does me, here's a clip of the best NHL hits of 2005/2006. Here's some real sports. These guys actually do get hit but you don't see them rolling around on the floor crying about it.

The DeliciousPudding Facebook Awards

These awards are given to those who have showed great valour in their Facebook page.

The first award is The Social Butterfly Award. It is given to the person who currently holds the most Facebook friends.

The winner is Conall Francoeur with an amazing 781 friends.




Our second award is The Everyone Loves Me Award. It is given to the person who currently holds the most Facebook wall posts.

The winner is Meghan Lackenbauer with an incredible 1,217 wall posts.



If you know anyone else you think deserves a facebook award, PLEASE email me at a.dankoff@DeliciousPudding.com and I'll give them their due credit.

Guy Builds Lego Death Star

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The Real Hustlers

The Pickpocket - The hustlers explain one of many tactics for pickpockets.



The Drop Box - The hustlers use an oldd scam, posing as security guards to get cash from people delievering money to the bank.



Free Drinks - The hustlers go over a classic trick for getting free drinks.

Longest Dunk

Prevent It .ca

Here's a couple of very graphic public service announcements about workplace safety.
The first time I saw one I was watching TV with my little sister and we were both shocked to say the least.





Impossible is the Opposite of Possible

Michael Cera's (George-Michael Bluth) video resume.



A parody of Aleksey Vayner's infamous "Impossible is Nothing."

History of Jack Schitt

The Truth About Ginger Kids

Conjunction Junction

Tetris Spoof on Family Guy

Jessica Alba's Perfect Ass

Tara Reid Can't Count

Chronologically Confused About Movie and Video Game Sequels

The nintendo nerd tries to explain movie and video game sequel names.