AYDS Diet Plan - 1982 Commercial
"Why take a diet pill when you can enjoy AYDS?"
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Bride Has Massive Hair Break Down
Bride-to-be breaks down and cuts off all of her hair hours before her wedding.
Unknown White Male
Amazing documentary of a man who woke up on the New York subway with no idea who he was. He suffers severe amnesia for no found reason and forgets his entire life up to that point. It documents scenes of him living through things for the very first time. He has to meet his father and sisters for the first time and relearn that his mother is dead. He eats foods for the first time, sees snow and fireworks and meets friends he'd had for 15 years. If you have the time, watch this movie immediately. It's truly remarkable. There is no documentary anywhere like this.
The Party Inside Your Stomach
Jim Breuer explains what happens inside your stomach when you consume alcoholic beverages. From Pulp Comics- a stand-up show that featured video to go with what the comedian was talking about.
Sex Predator Busted Twice
This guy got busted by Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC twice. You'd think he'd learn his lesson. Guess not. He's a snappy dresser too.
Kevin Mitnick's Back on the Net
Kevin Mitnick's first time on the net in 8 years after having been convicted of wire fraud and of breaking into the computer systems of Fujitsu, Motorola, Nokia, and Sun Microsystems.
Mitnick served five years in prison (four years of it pre-trial), 8 months of that in solitary confinement, and was released on January 21, 2000. During his supervised release, which ended on January 21, 2003, he was initially restricted from using any communications technology other than a landline telephone. After fighting this decision in court, the judge ruled in favor of Mitnick, allowing him to access the Internet.
AirWolf (1984)
As part of a deal with an intelligence agency to look for his missing brother, a renegade pilot goes on missions with an advanced battle helicopter.
The Last Question by Isaac Asimov
"This is by far my favorite story of all those I have written.
After all, I undertook to tell several trillion years of human history in the space of a short story and I leave it to you as to how well I succeeded. I also undertook another task, but I won't tell you what that was lest l spoil the story for you.
It is a curious fact that innumerable readers have asked me if I wrote this story. They seem never to remember the title of the story or (for sure) the author, except for the vague thought it might be me. But, of course, they never forget the story itself especially the ending. The idea seems to drown out everything -- and I'm satisfied that it should. " -Isaac Asimov
66 Inch Jump
Adrian Wilson of the Arizona Cardinals is up and over a 66 inch hurdle with a three-step start. Unbelievable.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Kevin Smith Talks About Superman Movie
Kevin Smith eplains his involvement with the new Superman movie.
From Highschool Dorks to Internet Gods
4 high school kids reenact the Ok Go music video "Here It Goes Again", LIVE, for a talent show at Granbury Highschool. The crowd goes insane, screaming and cheering them on as they do a near perfect rendition.
I take my hat off to these guys. They are truly awesome by my standards. I would give anything to have been that cool in high school. They've now been seen by over 50,000 people and the video is still rising in the youtube ranks.
US Military Unveils New Ray Gun
This non-lethal ray gun makes the victims feel a sudden burst of heat (130-degree Fahrenheit / 54-degree Celsius), intense enough to make people think their clothes are about to ignite.
US Military Unveils New Ray Gun - video powered by Metacafe
Bill the Promo Guy
Bill the promo guy tells you why you shouldn't be upset at NBC for puting romos on youtube.
Don't Order the Special
Group of friends go out to eat, get surprised by restaurant's special. Viral for sony handycams.
SlickJuggling.com
"We are brothers who are both Eagle Scouts from a family of six children and have performed professionally throughout the Dallas/Fort Worth area since July 2002. In our shows we incorporate a large variety of props including plungers, rings, devil sticks, knives, torches, and even a six- foot tall unicycle!"
World's Most Important 6-sec Drum Loop
Brilliant 20-minute video narrates the history of the "Amen Break," a six-second drum sample from the b-side of a chart-topping single from 1969. This sample was used extensively in early hiphop and sample-based music, and became the basis for drum-and-bass and jungle music. A six-second clip that spawned several entire subcultures, becoming the backbone of millions of different songs.
Shut Up Hooker
Frisky Dingo: Awesome X blows his identity with a hooker in this scene from his adultswin cartoon.
Wedding Thriller Dance
An entire wedding party does the Thriller dance at their reception. Very, very good.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Princess Wanted a Blue Car
Find out what happens when the bratty little princess gets a brand new car for her birthday! But oh no! It's not blue!
Terminator
Cinématoc: comment résumer un film célèbre en 2 minutes avec ce qui vous tombe sous la main.
Yann and Tone's MASTER PIECE THEATRE !
Brothers In Armes
A Spoof of a Brothers In Arms Commercial I made for one of my friend. It's spoken by an english speaking frenchman. I had this idea watching the real french version of the commercial. The guy had a lame accent like that. -Yann
Ice Scream (Let's talk about sexual intercourse)
That's a movie we made a couple years ago... It's just weird... -Tone
Seth from Crazy Town Fights Joel from Good Charlotte
Seth from Crazy Town Fights Joel from Good Charlotte. The the gruesome battle of 2 gay pop punk musicians.
Movie KIDS (1995) Directed by Larry Clark
This movie puts in perspective the consequences of having sex at a young age, and not using condoms to prevent STD's. HIV being the biggest.
Adult Entertainment Expo - "Porn PA"
Boobs? Sex? Find out what it's like to be a Production Assistant on a porn set.
Pachelbel Rant
A comedian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello and then shows how a multitude of songs use exactly the same chords as Pachelbel.
Car Crashes Into Mall
A car crashes into the Altamonte Mall, falling from the second floor to the first.
Guinness World Records:Primetime- World's Worst Mouse Plague
From the Guinness book comes the world's worst and most destrutive mouse invasion. Literally millions and millions of mice invaded just one farm alone in southern Australia and was captured on home video in 1993. It also lead to the largest mass posioning. This is taken from the American TV show Guinnes World Records:Primetime and aired 10 August 1998.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Let's Paint and Exercise TV!
Classic must see clip. A Guy trys to paint while he runs on a treadmill and answers live phone calls. His inspiration; a fat, half naked man with a crown and scepter. Everything about this video is odd and unsettling, from the strange 70's synth music to the random guy on a computer in the background.
Smokin' Aces
Out Today!
When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel (Piven) decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.
"Parents should know that this is an exceptionally violent film, with extreme, intense, and especially graphic violence and injuries and many, many injuries and deaths. Characters use extremely strong language, drink, smoke, and use drugs. Most of the characters are criminals, including mobsters and hired killers. There are extremely explicit sexual references and non-explicit situations with some nudity and references to prostitutes, orgies, and homosexuality. The characters are a veritable Benneton ad of diversity, so to the extent that it is a positive sign that the killers include women, minorities, and gay characters, it is worth mentioning." Nell Minow - Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
May the best hitman win.
Jamie Kennedy Experiment - Kris Kreed
Jamie Kennedy lets our a rumour that Creed will be performing at a spring break party but shows up as folk singer Kris Kreed.
The Friends Theme and Sugar Ray Deconstructed
Rob Paravonian uses the theme from Friends and the Sugar Ray song Every Morning to show that if you listen to the lyrics of a pop tune, it becomes really difficult to enjoy it anymore.
Japanese Sushi Documentary
This one starts off a little slow but is guaranteed to make you laugh. Or at least snicker. A little.
Robin Williams Impersanations
Robin Williams does a whirlwind of accents in sixty seconds to earn money for Katrina relief on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Nerd of the Week: Episode 1 PAX
Nerd of the Week is a weekly webcast from the movie "Nerdcore Rising" by Vaguely Qualified Productions. Each episode features a special nerd or nerd-created entity with a nerdy communal consciousness.
Episode 1 features that veritable Mecca of gaming -- the bastion of mary-weather nerd-dom -- the Penny Arcade Expo.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Adventure Time
Cracked out cartoons short for Nickelodeon, created by Pendleton Ward.
"Mathematical!" "Rombus!"
GH2 - Phycho Freakout - Expert (8 years old)
8 year old kid plays Psycho Freakout on guitar hero 2 and gets 5 stars on expert. He even plays with his back to the screen for some of it.
Ari Gold vs Josh Weinstein
Ari Gold of Entourage destroys "rival" agent Josh Weinstein. My favorite Ari Gold scene of all time.
"When I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping side show freaks. You need Jojo the dog faced bitch boy, call Josh Whinefuck, the light weight pen stealing fuckface."
Star Wars Kid
Ghyslain Raza (born 1988) became widely known on the Internet in May 2003 as the "Star Wars kid" when a video clip he recorded of himself was leaked online. At the time of his celebrity as an internet phenomenon, he was a high school student in Trois-Rivieres, Quebec. The video was filmed at the studio of his high school, and the tape was left forgotten in a basement for a few months. On or around April 19, 2003, the original owner of the videotape discovered Raza's recorded acts, they encoded it to a WMV file and shared it using the Kazaa peer-to-peer file sharing network under the filename Jackass_starwars_funny.wmv. Within two weeks, the file was downloaded several million times.
An adapted version of the video was created, adding Star Wars music, texts, and lightsaber lights and sounds to Raza's golf ball retriever. According to Waxy.org, this was done by Bryan Dube, an employee from Raven Software. Several gaming, technology and Star Wars-related sites began to host the video, further increasing downloads. Soon, people all over the world picked up the original and began making conversions of it, adding music, visual effects, and sounds, combining it with other well-known videos or scenes from films.
As of 27th November 2006 it has been estimated by the Viral factory that over 900 million internet users have viewed a version of the original video making it the most popular "viral video" on the Internet.
The Diary of Anne Frank Spoof
Hilary Duff plays Anne Frank in a motion picture adaptation of her diary.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Blind Learn To See With Their Tongues
Brainport sends electrical impulses to the tongue, using tiny cameras as eyes, essentially creating a picture for blind people.
Amazingly Accurate Questionaire
Normally when someone sends me one of these stupid questionnaires I don't even bother filling them out, but my brother insisted I try this one. At first, Crush 007 seems like another one of those retarded dating questionaires, but so far everyone I know who has tried it out found it scary how precise its predictions were. It never seems to be wrong.
Everyone should try it out. It takes a minute to do the 12 questions and I promise if you put honest answers, the blurb it gives you at the end will be spot on. You just might wanna keep the answer to yourself.
SNL - Weekend Update: Really!?! with Seth & Amy
Discussing Michael Vick's attempt at smuggling weed through the Miami airport.
Japanese Talking About Restaurant
Translation of a Japanese couple discussing japanese restaurants and their silly traditions.
The Nurburgring
A beautiful film commissioned by BMW North America exploring the world's most beautiful race track. Features amazing cinematography and great narratives and insight provided by racing professionals and famous personalities.
Hector the Humping Robot
Hector, the world's first robotic adult film star, goes to town on household appliances. Dorkalicious!
Google Maps Gets Lost
This is what directions from zip code 19020 to 1579 US-1 S, North Brunswick, NJ looks like.
Detectives Paid to Have Sex with Prostitutes
Des responsables locaux australiens ont payé des détectives privés des milliers de dollars afin qu'ils couchent «à de nombreuses reprises» avec des prostituées dans le but de réunir des preuves visant à faire fermer une maison close clandestine, a indiqué dimanche la presse locale.
«Nous devons employer des détectives privés afin que l'acte soit effectivement réalisé, dans le but de réunir des informations qui soient suffisantes lors d'un procès», a indiqué au journal Sunday Telegraph Nick Ebbeck, maire de Ku-ring-gai, non loin de Sydney.
«En de nombreuses occasions, à de nombreuses reprises et en de nombreux jours, ils ont dû accomplir l'acte», a-t-il ajouté.
Au total, neuf municipalités de la région de Sydney ont payé 25 000$ ces trois dernières années pour rétribuer les détectives. En retour, ils devaient faire le compte-rendu détaillé de leurs ébats, certains offrant une vidéo à l'appui, afin d'étayer le dossier judiciaire.
Transformers Clip - Robot Rape
Sometimes cartoons inadvertently put sexual content in kids shows. It's funny.
Jamie Kennedy Experiment
The Jamie Kennedy Experiment isn't that great of a show, but every show has it's one or two really good episodes. In this one he pretends to be the leader of "LA tours" and brings the tour into Bob Sagets house.
Prank Pizza Delivery
Bas Rutten Teaches Barfighting
Bas Rutten is the three time undefeated King Of Pancrase, and the undefeated UFC Heavyweight champion.
Monday, January 22, 2007
Wonder Showzen - Beat Kids at a Beauty Pageant
Wonder Showzen is hilarious. Everything they do is funny.
WorldMap Tracks E-mai Worms
Watch as an e-mail worm spreads across the planet, infecting computers worldwide.
El Mudo - Chacaron
"El Mudo" stands for "the mute". It's also the name of band known for having gibberish as lyrics.
Webs of Maya
Science experiment using different frequencies of sound to create various patterns in sand.
Friday, January 19, 2007
Wondershowzen - Goes to the Newspaper Press
Footage of how newspapers are made with hilarious voice overs of children saying obscenities.
Big Wave Surfing
Thanks to the innovation of tow-in surfing, big wave surfing has been able to reach unbelievable sizes. This clip from Billabongs newest video shows someone surfing a 50 foot wave.
The Papal Chase
Kenny Hotz of Kenny vs Spenny was a documentary movie maker before he started the show. He made a documentary called "The Papal Chase" that's about him trying to get close enough to the pope to shake his hand. He pulls all kinds of pranks and tricks to try and find his way into the popes innner circle. He made the entire movie available on his website.
The Papal Chase
Tea Party
Rap song about preps living rich and spending their parents money at the country club. From SNL.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Optical Illusion
Stare into the image and then look away. You will momentarily have hallucinations that flat surfaces are moving.
Tiddy Bear Seatbelt Protector
Funny commercial about a little stuffed animal that keeps your seatbelt from chaffing your shoulder.
More Brainiac Clips
The Lunchbox Trick
Don't bother watching after the trick.
Wind orchestra on Helium
John Hodgman and Jon Stewart explain Net Neutrality
John Hodgman (The "I'm a PC" guy) explains on The Daily Show about what Net Neutrality means, and elaborates on Sen. Ted Stevens' insightful lecture on the internet being a series of tubes.
Skeleton on a Motorcycle Prank
They put a skeleton on a remote controlled motorcycle and ride up beside people and talk to them. Nobody lasts more then a second before they run away screaming in fear.
Skeleton Prank - video powered by Metacafe
Homewrecker Pranks
Ryan Dunn demonstrates how to do the water hose prank. The "Pranks" section of his show Homewrecker is the only part worth watching.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Troop of One Hundred
This is a clip from 'Troop of One Hundred', taken from a Japanese comedy/prank show, where 100 people chase after random strangers and you see their reactions. Totally harmless but their reactions are priceless.
For a translation of what they're shouting (thanks Digg.com):
- For the 1st and 2nd guys, they shout: "There's a tsunami!!" (tsunami da!)
- For the 3rd guy they shout: "That's the guy!!" (koitsu da!)
- Nothing for the 4th guy
- Last scene: "Watch out!! (danger)" (abunai!)
Fly Painted Inside Urinals
Urinals at the amsterdam airport have fly's painted inside. It apparently saves them time in clean-up.
Retard Girls Gone Wild Girls
Clip of two moron airhead girls trying to do a review of gadgets at CES 2007.
Bump Key
A bump key can open almost any lock and has been used by thieves for years.
Open Any Lock Easy With A Bump Key! - video powered by Metacafe
Star Wars Nerds Beat Up Wannabe Punks
I love seeing dumb wannabe goth punks getting beat up. Seeing them get beat up by nerd in line for star wars is just that much more satisfying.
European Racism In Soccer
Expose about racism within soccer. It's quite astonishing how blatantly racist europeans are. Having never undergone anything like the american civil rights movement and having much fewer blacks makes it socially acceptable to screem racist chants and wave hate flags.
How to Open A Masterlock
The hard way - Cracking the code.
How To Crack A Combination Lock - video powered by Metacafe
The REALLY easy way - Using a shim made of the aluminum from a coke can.
Hilarious Prank Call on a Jewish Family
Daughter sets up her jewish parents to believe that she's dating an italian.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Awesometown
Before Andy Samberg made it onto SNL, him and his writing team were offered a sketch comedy show on FOX called "Awesometown." This is the pilot episode.
Bro Rape
Newsline spoof about the rising rate of rape between "bros." I wish this was for real. Fuck I hate it when people call me "bro."
Tazer Through the Nipple Ring
Video of me running a tazer through my nipple ring. The electricity went right through one ball and out the other so I couldn't feel it.
Afro Samurai
An episode of Afro samurai is available on the spikeTV website. Afro Samurai is the story of a black samurai, played by Samuel L Jackson, who is on a mission to avenge his dead father.
Giant Octopus
After moving an octopus in a larger tank, owners are confused as to why shark carcasses began appearing at the bottom of the tank. One night they stayed up to see who the culprit was.
Live Radio Dumping
This girls boyfriend was about to propose to her, then he discovered she was cheating on him. This is his revenge.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Kenny vs Spenny
Kenny vs Spenny is a reality show about two best friends who compete in childish competitions every episode. The winner gets to humiliate the loser and the competitions comprise of stupd things such as "who can not talk the longest" and "who can stay awake the longest." Kenny, the prick of the show, always cheats to win while Spenny tries to win honestly.
It's one of my favourite shows of all time and every single episode is worth watching. Here are my top three.
#3- Who can wear a dead octopus on their head the longest. Part1, part2, part3. In this episode Kenny slips 4 hits of acid into Spenny's orange juice to make him lose his mind.
#2- Who can win a 10 mile race. Part1, part2, part3. In this one Kenny fakes his own mothers death to trickSpenny into forfeiting. If that's not heavy I don't know what is.
#1- Who is funnier. Part1, part2, part3. This is by far the heaviest episode. You're probably wondering what could be heavier then tricking your friend into believing your own mom is dead. Well, Kenny sends Spenny a fake letter from the ministry of health, telling him he may have contracted HIV. This is the single most horrible thing anyone can do to a friend. If you don't have the time to watch the other episodes, or even if you've never seen the show and don't really give a shit about it, you need to see this.
Seriously, you need to watch that episode. There's a whole bunch more on peekvids: Kenny vs Spenny.
Bait Car
This is the most intense bait car. The guy arrives in a stolen car, steals the bait car, breaks into 3 other cars to rob them and then parks and steals another car to escape. At one point he sees a cop car and starts speeding down the road into oncoming trafic.
Drunk Man
Classic video of a drunk old man in the street desperately trying to stand up for about 5 minutes.
Mc Chris On Kingdom Hearts II and Resident Evil
This is pretty much exactly how I feel about video games.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Non-Newtonian Fluid or "The Custard Walk"
This is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen. In the middle of the video, one guy is floating in it and the other one is walking over it. I wanna try this SO badly. Anyone have a pool they don't mind filling with custard?
By adding corn starch to water, you can create a substance know as "oobleck." This substance is a non-newtonian fluid. When force is applied to these kinds of liquids, they behave like solids. Shear thickening fluids of this sort are even being researched for bullet resistant body armor.
Try it yourself by adding corn starch to a cup of water. Add the starch in small portions and stir it in slowly until it becomes like single cream in consistency. Then try stabbing the surface with a finger, or rapidly inverting its container. More gentle treatment, such as slowly inserting a spoon, will leave it in its liquid state.
Twin 8 Year-Old Skateboarding Prodigy's
Watching these kids makes me scared of what the future of skateboarding is gonna be like. Just wait until these kids are my age, they'll be doing double backflips.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm - Huge Vagina
This is for real. Some girls have huge vaginas and some have tiny ones.
Necro - I Need Drugs
Lyricly amazing song with a messed up music video featuring homeless drug addicts using heroin and crack. (This video has graphic use of needles.)
Thursday, January 11, 2007
DeliciousPudding Lookalikes
Andrew Reynolds and Alexandre Rudnicki
These two are so spot on. I always thought they looked alike as soon as I met Alex. These pictures just re-affirm it.
Peekvid.com
Youtube was down for maintenance last night. If it's still down while you're here, or even if it's back up, make sure to check out Peekvid.com. It's along the lines of YourTvLinks.com, only even better. It seems as though they've used the dailymotion player and re-programed it as their own so that they can play streaming embedded videos, but host them on their own website. This means no whistle blowers can have the videos taken down.
Spongebong Hemp-pants
Episode 1 - Spongebong Runs Out of Seaweed
Episode 2 - "Another Hashbrick in the Wall"
Episode 3 - "Crystal Meth"
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Scenes from the Wicker Man
The best parts of the entire movie are of Nicolas Cage decking a bunch of girls in the face.
Parabolic Flight
You can now experience the feeling of weightlessness on board the training airplane of the cosmonauts, the largest parabola airplane in the world - a Ilyushin 76 MDK.
The machine takes you on a 6,000 meters altitude flight. Then it rises at a steep 45 degree angle at full power. You feel 2 G's, before the pilots of the Ilyushin 76 MDK take the thrust away.
Here's a video of one of the flights.
Turn Your Camel Toe into a Hoof
Camel toes got you down? Here's a solution for all you guys out there. "The hoof."
Taco Town
FYI: a Taco Bell just opened up in Montreal. Can someone who knows where it is leave the info in the comments please. Apparently the first day it opened the line was 30 minutes long all day.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Best Ever Jackass Skit
This is my favourite Jackass skit. It proves that along with being morons, they can be really witty and creative when they plan out the skits.
Choco Party Good Good
Those crazy japs are at it again. What a great commercial. Choco party very good good.
RV Commercial Bloopers
Here's another internet classic. Watching this guy flip his lid always cracks me up. I can't even imagine being that high strung.
Monday, January 08, 2007
Best Dives of The World Cup
People ask me sometimes why I hate soccer so much. It's because it's not a sport it's theatre. When sports shows do segments called "Top Ten Dives of The World Cup" you know your sport is pathetic. It's a pathetic display of atheleticism where people stand around doing nothing 70% of the time, and the rest of the time they pretend to fall over when someone else touches them.
If watching that left a horrible taste in your mouth like it does me, here's a clip of the best NHL hits of 2005/2006. Here's some real sports. These guys actually do get hit but you don't see them rolling around on the floor crying about it.
The DeliciousPudding Facebook Awards
These awards are given to those who have showed great valour in their Facebook page.
The first award is The Social Butterfly Award. It is given to the person who currently holds the most Facebook friends.
The winner is Conall Francoeur with an amazing 781 friends.
Our second award is The Everyone Loves Me Award. It is given to the person who currently holds the most Facebook wall posts.
The winner is Meghan Lackenbauer with an incredible 1,217 wall posts.
If you know anyone else you think deserves a facebook award, PLEASE email me at a.dankoff@DeliciousPudding.com and I'll give them their due credit.
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