Sunday, December 31, 2006

Saddam Hussein Execution

This is the video being seen on CNN and other news broadcasts. It cuts out right as he steps up to the drop and they tighten the noose around his neck.



This next video shows the execution in its entirety with a close up of Saddam. It was taken from the cell phone camera of someone at the execution and leaked onto the internet. This is not a joke and the footage is 100% real and very graphic. Please take note of my warning.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

HAHAHAHHAHAA

A bunch of mentally disabled people singing(edit) YMCA.

Shoe Tying Magic

How We Used to Treat ADD

B.J Novak - 72 Virgins Joke

Steve Irwin Segment on Jay Leno

Funny video of Steve Irwin hanging out with Ross "The Intern" from Jay Leno.

Conan's Celebrity Christmas Cards

Brian Kisses Meg

Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive - A Korean Soap Opera

Starring Bobby Lee.

Part 1



Part 2

Finaly Some Answers About Lost

New British Reality Show



The Brit's are adapting a Dutch reality TV show called Miss Ability, which has become the surprise hit of 2006 in the Netherlands

The show is a beauty contest complete with a swimsuit round. But all the contestants in the latest reality format to sweep ratings-hungry broadcasters have a disability. Contestants must display a "handicap visible to the eye."

Teddybears STHLM - Yours To Keep - Feat. Paola

This is that really catchy song from the virgin mobile comercials. The embedding is disabled on it so just click the video and it will open in a new window.

Failed Attempt at Jumping an Escalator

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Rare Exports Inc

A short film about Father Christmas.

Part 1



Part 2

The History of the NES







Net Neutrality

I know a lot of people had a good laugh about "the tubes" and then thought nothing of it. The truth is that the internet as we know it could be in serious trouble. With huge internet service providers like AT&T and Verizon on board and moron senators filling their pockets, legislature could pass allowing ISP's to control what content we can and cannot see.

Stephen Wiltshire Can Draw Entire Cityscapes From Memory

Tokyo



Rome

America's Oldest Worker

Cork Soakers

Middle Class Rapper

High Voltage Power Arc

Zoloft Spoof

Penn & Teller's Bullshit

The Bible is Bullshit



PETA is Bullshit

Pepto Bismol Rap

Whenever I hear it, it gets stuck in my head.

Stratford High School, Goose Creek, South Carolina



Following the raid, the ACLU brought a lawsuit on behalf of students’ families charging police and school officials with violating the students’ right to be free from unlawful search and seizure and use of excessive force. The lawsuit demanded a court order declaring the raid unconstitutional and blocking the future use of such tactics, as well as damages on behalf of the students.

In addition to recognizing students’ rights to be free from unconstitutional search and seizure and restricting police tactics, the settlement establishes a $1.6 million dollar fund to compensate the students and help cover medical and counseling costs from the incident. The students were in grade 9 to 12.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Christmas Time for the Jews

Incredible Line Rider Skills

First try playing the game yourself, but only if you have about 5 hours to spare, because once you start playing you will really not be able to stop. Play LINE RIDER.

Then check out this guy who obviously had more like 5 days to spare when he started.

Van Damme Gets a Boner on Live TV

Sparklers - The Silent Killer

Levitation Trick Revealed

Magic on TV is science fiction. The reality of a "magic Trick" is the word Trick. Real magic tricks are impressive because although you know it's not "magic", it's at least impressive that they were able to trick you with a slight of hand. TV magic is mostly just creative editing and scene splicing. It's actually really pathetic and anyone doing it should be embarassed.

Stuff is Cooler in Slow Motion

When Will You Stop Drinking and Driving?





Friday, December 22, 2006

Crippled Masters



I have to see this movie.

Dynamite Hack - Boyz in tha Hood

This is the theme song to my life. Somehow when they sing it, it rings a lot more true then when NWA sang it.

Wolverine Wannabe

German Workplace Safety Video

Failed Suicide Attempt on Live Italian TV

Boys on Wheels - Making Love in the Handicap Toilet

Donald Trump Ripping on Rosie O'Donnel

AK-47 Firing in Slow Motion

Enron and Californias Rolling Blackouts

Weird Al Interviews Kevin Federline

Horrible New Look For Betty and Veronica

New Transformers Live Action Movie Trailer

North Korea - Party Destination



Here's the full 45 minute documentary. It gets really fucked up. I’m talking murder camps, opium, cannibalism… all kinds of fucked up shit.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

My Dick in a Box

Another SNL digital short brought to you by the genius that made the "Natalie Portman Rap" and "Lazy Sunday."

My Dick in a Box

Montreal's Parking Ticket Scam

This one is relevant to anyone who's paid for a parking space downtown at one of those central parking payment machines. It'll show you how you might be getting tickets when you don't deserve them and how to contest tickets and win when you maybe did deserve them.

Banana Pants

Home video of Jonny passed out drunk on a bathroom floor having a banana shoved down his pants. Classic...

Clotex



The way advertising should be.

Man Brings AK-47 to Court

The Pay Phone

Safe Happens

The first time I saw one of these I was seriously shocked.







Ghost Face Killah



Ghostface has an eccentric collection of unique jewelry that he mentions frequently in verse and interviews. Items heavily referenced are this "Eagle bracelet," a golden eagle statuette worn on his forearm (which has since been melted down) as well as the "Versace Plate" medallion. -Wikipedia

British Self Defense

A Nigga Moment - Boondocks

Best Scares

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Robot Insurance



"They eat old peoples medicine for fuel."

Clinton Killed Santa

Chainsaw Wake Up

The Fifth Freedom

This is a viral for Splinter Cell: Double Agent. There's a longer better version but ubisoft disabled the embeding on that one.

How to Get Anal Sex From Your Girlfriend

I'M A GOD WARRIOR!

The infamous Marguerite Perrin doing her thing on Trading Spouses.

Tupac's Latest Track - Chappelle Show Lost Episode

Retard Firefighter's Demonstration

Sarah Silverman on Jay Leno

Stupid Cat

Friday, December 15, 2006

Javelin Throw

Sword Infomercial Accident

Host Farts on Live TV During Workout

Dumb Cops

Cop shoots himself in the leg while giving a presentation to a class of teenagers on gun safety.



Cop tazers himself while after an arrest.

Hilarious British News Bloopers

Reporter Bails During Report



Here is another really good one of a reporter bailing HARD on a skateboard but the embedding is disabled so you'll have to click this link to watch it.

Boating Accidents Reel

Laughing Host

This one is from a live show called "boemerang" thats a serious talk show. In this one he is interviewing two people that were in a horrible crippling accident but he can't stop laughing at the one guys funny voice. It's a real classic and it'll keep you laughing right to the end.

Polish Lotto Blooper

Reporters Fainting On Live TV





Aluminum Telescoping Ladder



I love how the live caller starts talking as though she's obviously in the studio and saw him fall.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Try Not To Laugh

Charlotte Played the Scary Maze Game

Family Guy Spoof on Mad TV

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

There's a scene in the newest X-men movie where Juggernaut gets stuck in the cement and before breaking out he says "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch." It was put in there solely because of this online video.

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Arctic Monkey's - When the Sun Goes Down

Most of you have probably heard of the arctic monkeys by now. This video features Stephen Graham (Tommy)from my favourite movie Snatch. He plays a pimp.



Here's some more of their best songs. If you havem't already you should download their entire album.

I Bet Yo Look Good On The Dance Floor

A Certain Romance

From Ritz To Rubble

Hating on Hecklers



Matt Damon Does Matthew McConaughey

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Trapped in the CLAUSet

A heart warming christmas story hip-hopera, starring Santa Claus.

Happy Holidays from all of us at DeliciousPudding.com





Twelveounce.com

This is a shout-out to Matt Regenstreif (Skater Matt as you all know him). Twelveounce is the name of his clothing wholesale and manufacturing company. I was at their warehouse recently and the new lines he's carrying are looking incredible.

You're gonna be seeing a lot of "Artful Dodger" and "Crooks and Castles" in the next few seasons. Count on it. Check out the twelve ounce website here.

He's promised to let me know when the next sample sale is gonna be and I'll be sure to post it.

Pauly Shore Getting Punched in the Face

Crashed Sessna



This guy runs out of gas in mid air. Manages to make an emergency landing on a road without damaging his plane. Takes the time to re-fuel and prepare for take off. Then he slams his wing into the side of a fire truck.

Henry Rollins on Internet Regulation



Henry Rollins started out as the lead singer of Black Flag. One the single most influential american punk bands of all time.

Whale Safe Beer

Bob Saget - Danny Tanner Was Not Gay

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Mary Popins Re-cut


Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

This one is a must see, no matter how tempted you are to stop it.



"Shakira! Shakira!"

Soldat



Download this game. You will not regret it.

It's an online multiplayer side scroller, where your mouse aims your weapons and your other hand moves your character.

Theres all kinds of guns like shotguns, an AK, a sniper rifler, a rocket launcher and more. Plus grenades and pistols. You can customize your players clothes and name.

It plays like a first person shooter. Only anyone can get the hang of it and play instantly. It's one quick dowload and it'll run on pretty much any computer. Plus it's free. Me and jonny played a lot of this almost every night like 3 years ago and it's only gotten much nicer and more popular since.

Look at some more screenshots.

Download "Soldat".

Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancing

Once it's stuck in your head you're fucked and the video is so incredibly strange it's likely to give you flamboyant homosexual nightmares.



Keep in mind this video was made this year.

Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction

Worlds Smallest Twin Engine Airplaine


Monday, December 11, 2006

Sunday, December 10, 2006

The Internet

CBC News report from the early 1990's about something called "Internet."



I like hearing them say "Internet" in the first person instead of "the internet."

Sam McGuffie Hughlights

This running back can do some pretty amazing stuff on a football field.

Driving in India


Only in Kenya

Cute little cartoon from way back by Weeble.



Forget Norway.

Honda Civic Commercial - Tron Remake

Stereophonics - Mr Writer

This is a great song by the best thing to ever come out of Wales. The video features the band made up as clowns in a slow motion roll-over. As I'm sure you all know, everything is cooler in slow-motion.

Friday, December 08, 2006

The Liger is Real


Liger - video powered by Metacafe

Peak Hour Subway in Japan

Farting Captured in Infrared

Sickanimation.com



After you seeing this one, every time anyone would make that slurping noise everyone would cringe.

If you like these weird videos, check out more at sickanimation.com

Fight scene from "The Impossible Kid"

Man Makes Own Teeth From Stainless Steel


Click to Enlarge

More Scare Tactics

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Best of MXC

Nerdrection


Sorry princess, Mario is in another castle.

Which professions are the most datable?

According to a huge survey on lavalife. Women find that doctors are the most datable, then achitects and then lawyers. Surprisingly enough, men also find that doctors are the most datable, then it falls to models, flight attendants, dancers... In summary, women like men with money and men like pretty girls. Shocking.

The Infamous "Tubes"



Nobody ever sends me internets...

Opening up christmas presents early = arrests

Disobedient 12 year old boy opens up his christmas present before christmas, mom gets angry and calls police. Boy gets arrested and charged as a juvenile with petty larceny. Why? because he took it without permission, lol. This shit is fucked up.

Tourette's Guy!

If you laugh at this you're going to hell. If you don't laugh you have absolutely no sense of humour. Either way, this one is a must see.



My favourites are "Fuck Salt!", "I'd like to tit fuck her ass!" and "You can't do shit without your balls!"

Check out his website at TourettesGuy.com

Failed Ninja Auditions



I never get tired of seeing that guy do a backflip onto his head.

Best Condom Commercial Ever

Mom Spanked The Gay Out of Me

Worlds Smallest Man

Harry Potter Camp

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Mel Gibson: Jewheart

GI Joe

Halo 3 Trailer

The New Bugs Bunny

Le Willy Waller 2006

For those of you that are COMPLETELY out of the loop.



For more Tetes A Claques click HERE.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Zombie snails

More creepy brain stealing parasites. Jesus fucking christ this is scary.

Beware of the fungi!

The scariest fucking fungus ever. Takes over your mind, and then eats your brain. Thank god it only effects bugs..... FOR NOW!

Amazing Vermette goal Dec 02 06

Unbelivable

Sunday, December 03, 2006

How to Make Cocaine

50 things women fuck up during sex

http://tweekerchick.blogspot.com/2006/11/so.html

This is an amazing article about all the things girls do wrong during sex.

So true.

Play Deal or no Deal

Play Who Wants to be a Millionaire

More Scare Tactics Again

Dion Emerges as new Liberal Leader


Dion, 51, captured the coveted Liberal crown on the fourth ballot, defeating political newcomer Michael Ignatieff, who won his first election as an MP last January in Toronto.Dion got 54 per cent of the vote, beating Ignatieff by 437 votes. His total was 2,521, compared to 2,084 for Ignatieff.

This is great news for the liberals, who will continue to have the support of anglophones but will now be better equipped to rally french canadian support as well.

Believe it or not... trailer for Rocky 6

The premise: Rocky is sitting in a bar watching tv when a commercial comes on where a video game simulates a fight between Rocky and the current heavy weight champion and Rocky wins. Seeing this, Rocky is inspired and decides he wants to get back in the ring.


"That computer fight got a lot of people curious."

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Clearification.com

Demetri Martin, of the Daily Show's trendspotting segment,



has his own flash site full of weird animation and a strange story of videos about himself trying to find "clearification." Here's the first episode.



It's got a very Wes Anderson feel to it. The same kind of subtle comedy. Watch the rest of his videos at clearification.com. The website is very pretty.

Friday, December 01, 2006

More Scare Tactics

The Time Fountain



If you get a strobe light fast enough, you can make it look like dripping water is going in slow motion or even backwards. This phenomenon happens because strobe lights can 'capture' an instant in time and allow your eyes to see it as lasting longer than an instant.

Richard Simmons Exploding Steamer

Safety Bollard

I don't even wanna imagine how many accidents we'd have with bollards in montreal.



Here's a pretty example of how tough the bollards are.